7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) I mean, real ghosts? Whos there? Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. This is such an interesting font! ), ADAM: Somebody do something! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . Hes my white whale. April 25, 2019. I don't even like pottery! Adorable! OTHO: I dont know. Where is that damned exorcist? Well, I should probably get going. I love it! Youre all going to die. AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! But she was talking about us. They can never take it away! You both get em. LYDIA: Hey dad? And this, this is a business dinner! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Join the StageAgent community CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. . to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! If I had known. Prrokie! I am also dead. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) I took a very big risk with this place. Never change! What am I doing? In the world of the dead? ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! OH! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Promise me we can talk about her. We did kill someone though. 119. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? Mom? "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Adam, wanna do the honors? THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Cmon. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Shes impossible. LYDIA: Im alone. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. So much poise! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. God, why cant he just leave me alone? And I think Ill take a chance on life! Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? OKAY! She scratches that out. NO! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Because I dont think we can. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. I see you. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! LYDIA: What are you talking about? LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. But Lydia, you cant live like this! Its gonna be so good for all of us. No he wont, youll just be dead. One big dark room. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. All you gotta do is say my name. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. I changed a lot. Are you trying to skip the line? Look, I know things have been difficult-. And the teacher was Wiccan! Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. Im ready for some people to die. I havent always been such a good mother. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. close. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. And he's to blame. Lets get you finished! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! I- Im your father. And now this is what you get. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. And such a bold departure from the original source material! And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! (a beat.) ADAM: Hang on. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. ADAM: Chapter one! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . LYDIA: It could be both. Yes, I love that man of mine. ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Ive never felt this before. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? ADAM: I have an idea! For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. LYDIA: I dont know. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Hi there. By Ben Brantley. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! JUNO: My name is Juno! Here goes nothing. Your dad cant see us. Charles! THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). Let me ask you a question. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . LYDIA: What? BARBARA: I think so! Hey, I get it! Lets draw the door. We are invisible. If you would like to give a public . Delia? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! BEETLEJUICE: Okay! BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Here you got a solid plan B option. Well that wouldve been good to know. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. I'm so glad you changed your mind. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. Ah! Im not buying it, time to die! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. And there is a way. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. LYDIA: NO! In a haunted house, all alone! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. There's lots of cool stuff in there! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. See ya suckers! Video Examples. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. LYDIA: I dont want your help. We did find that out. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Everyone here would go back if they could! LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. That was a disaster. "Things seem pretty quiet. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! AGHHHHHH! CHARLES: Youre right. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. What else do you have to do, Mami? MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. . (more chase.) Hes here! And I like the attic! Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Got any references? I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Oh, my God! It's like my dad's Ophelia. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. LYDIA: I dont know! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Upgrade to PRO ADAM: You away from her! Thats why Im doing this. Hi, boys! But I swear to you, we will. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! DELIA: Oh! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Ugh, classic Maitlands. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. ADAM: The electoral college! She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. /Say my name/. Mom! Were going to live here! CHARLES: OkayOtho! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Were not like you! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . (closes door.) See that tiny little house up there? LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. Boo. And he gave me this. OTHO: So glad that you asked. AGHHHH! Scarecrow. You know? Alright. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Look at you. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. The Netherworld. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! But the two of you can. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. It was like the perfect dad joke! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? LYDIA: I want you to stay. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Does this couch make me look dead? Then I guess theres no rush! Proceed directly to the Netherworld! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Leave this house! Its like a green card thing! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. Powerless. CHARLES: Dont say that. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? (in a southern accent.) Not answering! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Beebleboose! Yes book? I didnt like strangers when I was alive. And Id like us to be a family. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. (Smokes.) Maybe, we can help each other! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? Theyre in the room with us. Also, no liquids! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. "Beetlejuice" runs through . ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. BEETLEJUICE: So. ADAM: Kill?!??!? OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. YES I DO! Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. CHARLES: Hey! February 27, 2020 7:07pm. What if Lydias in my head right now? And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. Matching monologues and song information in our database screams layered as beetlejuice is unleashed. ) better in summer. Establishing character Moment: adam and the mai tais are on me ; s Lydia is an is... 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